Too $hort's Shorty The Pimp album was like a text book to me back in the day. Now for all the youngsters... this is the O.G. Too $hort, not the Too $hort you hear today. I remember popping this tape in my walkmen (2011 translation... walkmen = ipod) and walking to the park to play basketball. I would listen so attentively... wouldn't miss a verse. Yep... Shorty The Pimp was the text book of life back then... taught you how to live, make money, and of course how to pimp hoes. Where would we be with out the O.G. Too $hort.